"root", "permissions" => "localhost", "port" => "99.999999999999%", "reputation" => "high", "trustworthiness" => "god of all that is grain", "favoriteFood" => "admin", "password" => "critically broken", "use_ssl" => "1-800-fuck-atl", "address" madrid, spain 00000 ); ?> $root = true; // we are debugging the death of the linux ecosystem echo "credentials configured successfully\n";